This holiday season, RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Star and National Miss Comedy Queen Tina Burner has Low Elf-Esteem. While everyone else is helping themselves to candy canes and festive fun, this melancholy elf is just hoping to put the (self) help back in Santa’s Little Helper. Step into the glittery gloom of holidays gone wrong. Santa’s making his list and checking it twice, mostly to see if this elf remembered her antidepressants.

The Paramount

Join us every Saturday at the Crown & Anchor for Anita Cocktail’s Drag Brunch! Enjoy a mouthwatering breakfast from Mrs. A’s Comfort Kitchen while being entertained by some of P-Town’s most hilarious and talented drag queens. Anita will have two guest Drag Queens every week! With fabulous performances, delicious food, and endless laughter, it’s the perfect way to kick off your weekend. Reserve your spot now for an unforgettable experience!

(Please note there is a $25 food and beverage minimum per person)

*Full party must be made in one reservation, will accommodate when possible.

The Brewery

Saturdays

11am

All sales final – no refunds allowed.

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Bing Crosby’s voice will forever define the music of the Holiday season! Joined by a talented cast of musicians, Jon Richardson will take you for a walk down memory lane and will bring you nostalgia, hope, and Christmas cheer.

The Cabaret

December 5th at 6:00PM

December 6th at 5:30PM

December 7th at 2:00PM

December 13th at 5:30PM

December 20th at 5:30PM

All sales final – no refunds allowed

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Holly Folly Follies

Presented by The Crown & Anchor and Prouder Together

Get ready to spread queer cheer as The Crown & Anchor and Prouder Together kick off their Spread Queer Cheer Tour with the Holly Folly Follies — a super special holiday edition of the Provincetown Follies, live at historic Provincetown Town Hall.

Featuring many of Provincetown’s most iconic and beloved performers, this heartwarming, hilarious, and high-heeled holiday celebration has sold out four years in a row — and it’s back to make your season sparkle brighter than ever!

🎶 Don’t forget to stream the Provincetown Follies album — available now on Spotify — and keep the spirit of Provincetown alive wherever you are.

Join us as we make the Yuletide gay again — one show, one song, and one spectacular night at a time!

Town Hall

Friday, December 5

8pm

Starring comedian Kristen Becker as Sandy and Marissa Miller as hard-hitting journalist America Furst.

Ptown’s favorite Claus sibling Sandy Claus is sliding down the chimney once again, bringing sass, booze, and holiday chaos. After decades of being overshadowed by her famous brother, Sandy is finally telling her side of the story. With the relentless reporter America Furst digging for the “truth,” more secrets of the north pole will be revealed, PLUS Sandy’s hot take on the current political climate.

100% holiday cheer gone queer — this is the Christmas show you wish you’d been warned about.

Saturday, December 6th

2:00pm

The Cabaret

Get into the holiday spirit with Anita Cocktail and friends in a BRAND NEW Holiday Themed Show! A mix of live singing, lip sync and comedy, Anita Cocktail’s DRAG SHOW: Holiday Edition will deliver killer vocals, incredible performances and holiday cheer sure to make your yuletide gay!

An exceptional blend of entertainment awaits you as Broadway divas, drag legends, and burlesque icons from across the country grace our stage. Be mesmerized by electrifying performances featuring expert lip-sync battles, heart-stirring live singing, and costumes so dazzling they’ll have you believing in magic.

Embrace the art of drag, where sparkles and rhinestones aren’t just accessories, but prisms that reflect the unending talents of our performers, including the fierce drag kings who defy expectations with every move. Amidst our wondrous production and the beats of astounding music, sip on delectable cocktails crafted to make your night unforgettable.

Ultimate Saturday Nights at the Crown and Anchor extend a special invite to bachelorette parties, divorce celebrations, or simply anyone eager to immerse in a spectacle where the joy, the music, and the performances live limitless every Saturday at 9 PM. Experience Anita Cocktail’s DRAG SHOW, where every evening sparkles with the extraordinary.

The Cabaret

Saturdays

8pm

Holly Folly would not be the same without Thirsty Burlington. Please join Thirsty in her brand new Holiday spectacular “Christmas is Cher-ing!” With stunning costumes and featuring all your favorite classic holiday songs, as well as some new ones! This show is one not to be missed.

The Paramount

Saturday, December 6th

8:30pm

“A Hallmark-After-Dark holiday romp starring everyones favorite Stocking Stuffer, Drew Sebastian”

Created & Directed by Jonathan Hawkins

This Christmas, Drew Sebastian wants nothing more than to get off the Naughty List and finally earn his spot on the Nice List. But in this Hallmark-After-Dark holiday fever dream, our favorite ‘Nasty Daddy’ discovers that getting onto Santa’s lap—and staying there—isn’t as easy as it looks. With plenty of ‘Cheap Thrills,’ surprise special X-rated guests, and a sleigh-load of questionable decision-making, this one-man, lubed up, Sleigh-Ride Romp proves that the Nice List isn’t always all it’s cracked up to be. 

Because the true JOY of Christmas? When you can celebrate yourself… loudly, proudly, and hung with care.

The Cabaret

Saturday, December 6th

All sales final – no refunds allowed.

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HO HO HO – It’s A VERY MERRY BURNER BRUNCH. Rupaul’s Drag Race star and National Miss Comedy Queen Tina Burner welcomes all sinners to an offering of laughs, live singing and signature mixes.

(Please note there is a $25 food and beverage minimum per person)

*Full party must be made in one reservation, will accommodate when possible.

The Brewery

November 30th &

December 7th

11am & 1pm

All sales final – no refunds allowed.

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Yaron Spiwak and Lily Harrington present a Holiday Movie Musical Spectacular! 

Attend an exclusive screening of beloved Christmas films and TV specials, showcasing iconic scenes and interactive sing-alongs. Explore classic favorites, witty satire, Hanukkah celebrations, and romantic delights, complemented by live singing, popcorn and eggnog. 

Reel in the cheer and join this dynamic duo for some holiday hits and Hollywood Clips!

The Cabaret

Sunday, December 7th: 5:00pm

Friday, December 12th: 7:00pm

Friday, December 19th: 7:00pm

Hold on to your ornaments, Provincetown – because Liza Lott is BACK as Liza Minnelli, and she’s climbing up the Christmas tree whether it supports her or not! Watch is awe as everyone’s favorite holiday hazard high-kicks her way through holiday classics, and belts like someone’s dangling an Oscar in front of her face. Expect festive glamour, unhinged storytelling, and Christmas camp at is finest!

You’ve never seen a woman work this hard to convince room full of people she’s sober.

Come for the holiday magic, stay to make sure she doesn’t fall off the tree.

ONE NIGHT ONLY!